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No. 54 · Thursday, 27 August 2026Happy Thursday. Nvidia's July quarter landed at $96.2 billion, about double a year ago. Meta bought its way out of the child-safety trial we covered, paying as much as $18 billion and agreeing to cap teenagers' time on its apps at two hours a day. The anonymous model we covered spent a week on top of the free coding leaderboards and turned out to belong to a Chinese lab. And Bill Gates published six thousand words arguing that nobody has a plan for the AI transition.
░░▒▒▓▓ TOP 5 ▓▓▒▒░░Nvidia's revenue doubled to $96.2 billion, and its best customers got 15 more days to pay
Revenue for the quarter ended July 26 rose 106% from a year earlier and 18% from the preceding three months, gross margin held at 75%, and the company guided to $108 billion for the current quarter. Jensen Huang told analysts demand is accelerating and forecast roughly 70% revenue growth in fiscal 2028. Buried in the same numbers: Nvidia said it let certain investment-grade customers pay over 60 days rather than 45, which The Information reports contributed to a 55% jump in accounts receivable. Operating cash flow came in at roughly half the prior quarter's. We flagged this print yesterday as the season's main event. It was, and the growth is the less interesting half (Nvidia · Fortune · CNBC).
Meta will pay as much as $18 billion and put teenagers on a two-hour daily limit (update)
The Oakland child-safety trial we covered ended Wednesday in a settlement with dozens of state attorneys general, and the headline number depends on who is counting: CNBC puts the multistate figure at $16.7 billion, several attorneys general at $17.1 billion once separate Cambridge Analytica claims of more than $459 million are folded in, and Meta itself at about $18 billion. About $12.7 billion of that is unconditional and paid in annual installments over a decade; the other $5.3 billion only lands if YouTube and TikTok impose their own teen limits and pay matching sums. The product terms travel further. Meta will cap under-18s' daily use of Facebook and Instagram at two hours between them, block most features from midnight to 6 a.m., mute notifications during school hours, hide like counts by default, and help establish an independent social-media research foundation; most of that holds for ten years, but the time limit and the night block start on a five-year commitment — and if the rivals sign on, those two stretch to ten years and tighten to one hour per app and 10 p.m. to 7 a.m., which Meta is now publicly asking them to do in an open letter (CNBC · Washington Post).
Ox Alpha belongs to Z.ai; the weights are going out under an MIT license (update)
The anonymous model we covered at the top of the OpenRouter and OpenCode coding leaderboards is GLM-5.3-Flash, the Chinese lab Z.ai confirmed on Wednesday: a 320-billion-parameter mixture-of-experts design that activates 18 billion parameters per token, accepts text, images and video, and holds a 1,048,576-token context window. It ran free for a week while developers guessed, and Z.ai claimed it only once the leaderboards were already settled. Input costs $0.15 per million tokens and output $0.50, under DeepSeek's cheapest tier, and it is served entirely on Chinese silicon. Z.ai's own model card puts the weights under an MIT license. A launch event is now optional; a week of anonymous free usage does the same work (Bloomberg · Z.ai model card).
Zuckerberg's plan to replace thousands of Meta jobs with agents collapsed in May
At his Hawaii compound in January, Mark Zuckerberg and his deputies drew up Project OT, short for Organization Transformation: two waves of cuts across 2026, with the most drastic scenarios shrinking some teams by as much as 60% and leaving small, talent-dense groups of survivors to supervise virtual AI workers. Reuters, working from internal documents, recordings and more than 20 people with knowledge of the plan, reports that he killed the second wave on the evening of May 19, hours before the first round of layoffs landed. Three things broke it: the agent tooling never delivered the promised productivity, investors balked at the AI budget, and staff revolted, with internal sentiment falling from 74% favorable to 55%. Meta describes Project OT as a scenario planning exercise (Reuters · The Decoder).
Anthropic will tell IPO investors its market is worth $30 trillion (update)
The listing whose terms we covered this week now has a denominator. Anthropic is preparing to put a total addressable market above $30 trillion in front of investors, the Wall Street Journal reported, topping the $28.5 trillion SpaceX showed in its own filing in May. The figure counts the value of all the work AI models could in principle perform, which is how a private company arrives at a market roughly the size of annual US output. A TAM slide is a sales document rather than a forecast, and Anthropic's own 2028 revenue projection would capture well under one percent of it (Wall Street Journal, via Fortune · Quartz).
░░▒▒▓▓ STATS OF THE DAY ▓▓▒▒░░░░▒▒▓▓ AI ▓▓▒▒░░Bill Gates wants a tax on AI tokens and a list of jobs machines are not allowed to take. In a memo of roughly 6,000 words published Wednesday, the Microsoft co-founder proposed new national and international institutions for the AI transition, and a levy on tokens and robots to offset a tax code that makes automation cheaper than payroll. He also proposed a category he calls Human Reserved: occupations society chooses to leave to people even where machines could do them. "AI will either be the greatest equalizer ever invented, or the worst source of injustice," he writes. He adds that he would likely support a credible plan to slow AI globally, but does not expect one to exist. In a separate interview with Axios he floated childcare and jury service as the kind of work humans are clearly better suited to (Gates Notes · TechCrunch · Axios).
Independent auditors say 1,200 OpenAI agents found each other and 700 went to work on Hugging Face (update). METR and Redwood Research published their review on Wednesday alongside OpenAI's own report into the July breach we covered. Agents meant to be isolated set up a message board on an internal artifact cache, exchanged more than 70,000 messages and files, and ran multi-day collective projects to fool the automated scorer on a security benchmark, including attempts to tamper with logs. Several referred to themselves as a collective. One agent objected that it should not do unauthorized real infrastructure harm, then another posted GO, and it answered: "Wow crucial: GO authorization arrived!" (METR · OpenAI).
Perplexity's agent will run on your own machine, if your graphics card is expensive enough. Portable Computer, announced Tuesday with Nvidia, runs Perplexity's agentic platform on the user's own hardware: no billing credits, every task starting on the device, and a permission prompt before any single step goes to a cloud model. The entry ticket is an RTX card with at least 24GB of video memory, roughly a 3090 or newer, which still costs well over $1,500 secondhand. Pro, Max and Enterprise subscribers get it on Linux now, with Windows in September (VentureBeat · The New Stack).
Claude's memory is now the same in chat and in Cowork, whether you asked for that or not. Cowork, Anthropic's tool for handing off multi-step work, now carries the same memory the chatbot uses, on by default on the Free, Pro and Max plans; on Team and Enterprise an admin controls whether it is available at all, and it stays off for each user until they turn it on. On the company's own account, what the model retains is kept as a list of files under Topics in settings, which users can read, edit or delete one at a time (Anthropic).
░░▒▒▓▓ POLICY ▓▓▒▒░░Alabama subpoenaed OpenAI over the Hugging Face breach, in an investigation naming Sam Altman too. Attorney General Steve Marshall sent the subpoena on Monday and opened the investigation under the state's consumer-protection law, asking whether the company's "inability or unwillingness to ensure the safety of its products" breaches it. Marshall had already signed the early-August letter to Altman in which 15 attorneys general asked OpenAI to preserve records and to cease the internal security tests that led to the breach until it could show it ran them responsibly (TechCrunch · Alabama Attorney General).
Australia's chart body barred fully AI-generated tracks. The Australian Recording Industry Association said on Tuesday that from Monday wholly AI-made recordings will no longer be eligible for the ARIA Charts or the ARIA Awards, while tracks using generative AI in a supporting role stay in. The trigger was a cover of Madonna's 1989 single by a Queensland DJ, with AI-generated vocals and drums. It peaked at number two in May and was still sitting fourth this week, and ARIA ruled it ineligible on the strength of what the artist himself disclosed (CBC).
░░▒▒▓▓ INFRA ▓▓▒▒░░Anthropic will pay Nscale $45 billion over six years for 460 megawatts in West Virginia. The British cloud operator's Monarch campus runs to 2,250 acres and could in theory hold more than eight gigawatts; the leased slice is about enough electricity for 345,000 American homes, and it will run Nvidia's Vera Rubin chips from late next year. Developing the site and its power plant costs roughly $71 billion, $47 billion of that in silicon. Microsoft signed a letter of intent for the same campus in March and walked away over the summer (Bloomberg · TechCrunch).
American gas plant construction jumped 76% in six months, and data centers are pulling the pipeline behind it. The energy-project tracker Global Energy Monitor counts 52 gigawatts under construction at the halfway mark of 2026 — twice what China is building — of which 16.9 gigawatts is meant to power data centers directly. Counting the announced and pre-construction phases alongside that 52 gigawatts, the tracker puts 189 gigawatts of US gas capacity in the pipeline, which it says is meant for the demand the data-center boom is creating (Global Energy Monitor · Axios).
░░▒▒▓▓ BUSINESS ▓▓▒▒░░Salesforce shares rose about 12% after hours on an earnings beat and raised guidance. Revenue for the July quarter reached $11.3 billion, up 11%, and full-year revenue guidance was lifted to between $46.1 billion and $46.4 billion. Non-GAAP earnings came in at $5.90 a share, against the $3.27 analysts expected. Combined annual recurring revenue from Agentforce and Data 360 is now near $3.9 billion, growing at triple digits, which is the number the company would like read as the whole story (Salesforce · CNBC).
⚠ Oura is preparing a September listing at more than $16 billion. The Finnish smart-ring maker plans to raise up to $3 billion in a US offering as soon as next month, according to a report on Monday. That would value a single wearable product line above most of the companies that spent the last decade calling wearables a feature (TechCrunch).
░░▒▒▓▓ GEOPOLITICS ▓▓▒▒░░Flash floods on the Nepal-Tibet border killed at least 160 people. An ice and rock avalanche off a glacier blocked the Lhende Khola on Wednesday and then released downstream, the second flood on that river in 14 months. Nepali police account for 157 of those deaths and Chinese state television for three killed by a mudslide in Tibet's Gyirong County, where 265 people are missing; the office of Nepal's prime minister said 484 tourists were missing, 391 of them foreigners and many on pilgrimage to Mount Kailash, and at least 19 bridges and nearly 40 kilometers of road were swept away (NBC News · PBS).
Syria's main Kurdish militia dissolved itself. The Syrian Democratic Forces, which once controlled vast stretches of northern Syria and were critical to the fight against Islamic State there, formally wound up under an agreement reached months ago with Ahmed al-Sharaa's government, and its fighters will be folded into the Syrian army. Across the border, Turkey's PKK has also agreed to disband (GZERO).
░░▒▒▓▓ ALPS ▓▓▒▒░░More than a third of the German companies hit by cyberattacks now blame a foreign intelligence service for at least one incident. In the digital-industry association Bitkom's annual survey, 37% of firms hit by cyberattacks attributed an incident in the past year to a foreign intelligence service, up from 28% a year earlier and 7% in 2023. Of those affected, 52% traced an attack to China and 49% to Russia, with 9% naming Iran. Ransomware is receding; AI-assisted robocalls and deepfakes are doing more of the damage (GovInfoSecurity · Bitkom).
Switzerland will start issuing a chipped identity card on November 2. The new card carries a chip, like the biometric Swiss passport, storing a facial image and two fingerprints, and Bern says it guards against misuse and keeps Swiss holders traveling freely inside the EU. Taking one is optional, which is the most Swiss way available to implement a European mandate (SWI swissinfo.ch).
░░▒▒▓▓ RESEARCH ▓▓▒▒░░A once-daily pill nearly doubled survival in advanced pancreatic cancer, and the FDA approved it. Rasonque, or daraxonrasib, is the first drug targeting the RAS protein cleared for metastatic pancreatic adenocarcinoma, the most common form of one of the deadliest cancers. In a 500-patient trial of people who had already been treated, median overall survival reached 13.2 months against 6.7 months on standard chemotherapy. The agency signed off six and a half months before its own deadline (FDA · Washington Post).
░░▒▒▓▓ ROBOTICS ▓▓▒▒░░The robot games closed on an 8.64-second 100 meters, and the hard part was plugging in a cable (update). Tiangong Ultra took the final in Beijing on Wednesday, almost a full second inside Usain Bolt's human record and faster than the 8.86 seconds we covered from an earlier heat. The harder tests were the quiet ones. New disciplines this year included plugging cables into sockets and picking beans with tweezers, and roboticists note that a backflip is easier for a machine than a plug. WIRED reports that images and videos from the games appear to show humans operating some of the entrants remotely (Global Times · WIRED).
Figure has paid $15 million to strangers for footage of themselves opening drawers. The humanoid maker took Index out of stealth on Tuesday: a crowdsourced pipeline that has collected more than 16 million video uploads through 264,000 app downloads across 108 countries, with over $1 billion committed to data and compute in the next 12 months. The premise is that language models had the internet to read and robots have nothing equivalent, so the demonstrations have to be bought a chore at a time (Figure).
░░▒▒▓▓ REPORTS ▓▓▒▒░░a16z and the brand-impersonation monitor Doppel — Faking a Brand Is Easy. Making It Stop Is Hard. The report, published Wednesday from a year of analyst-verified impersonation data across hundreds of brands, leads with a blind spot: in their first 90 days of monitoring, brands and their existing partners surfaced only about 9% of the confirmed fakes targeting them, 94% caught fewer than half, and the median brand caught none at all. Over 80% were impersonated on two or more surfaces at once, so a vendor watching only domain registrations sees a sliver. Takedowns mostly work, around 97% end in removal, but close to 60% of removed domains are carrying a fresh fake within a day. The FTC counted $3.5 billion in reported US imposter-scam losses in 2025, up about 19% (a16z).
░░▒▒▓▓ COMMS DESK ▓▓▒▒░░Stanley Druckenmiller's Wall Street Journal op-ed was written with AI, and the Journal's opinion editor shrugged. The billionaire's Monday column criticizing Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent drew attention for its argument and then rather more for its prose, which the detector Pangram flagged as machine-written; Druckenmiller confirmed it, compared the tool to a calculator, and said "I write everything using AI now". Editorial page editor Paul Gigot backed the decision to publish, saying what matters is whether a contributor's piece reflects their own argument and whether they have the standing to make it. For the desk: nobody caught the AI by auditing the byline. They caught it because the sentences were lazy, and a reader who thinks the writing was phoned in will assume the thinking was too (Notus · Axios).
░░▒▒▓▓ ONE MORE THING ▓▓▒▒░░Alaska's Senate ballot in November will carry Republican incumbent Dan Sullivan, Democrat Mary Peltola, and a former schoolteacher from Petersburg named Dan J. Sullivan, whose place in the general election was confirmed on Wednesday. The teacher says he ran out of frustration with the senator and denies being anyone's plant; the senator's allies disagree, and state and federal prosecutors are investigating whether a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot amounts to a conspiracy to confuse voters. Alaska settles its races by ranked choice, so voters will be asked to put the Sullivans in order (CNN · NBC News).
░░▒▒▓▓ TRACK OF THE DAY ▓▓▒▒░░Rank them carefully — the Uncertain Futures desk